That night wasn’t all bad. The one with the red hair took me in his arms and made me feel like a real woman. I couldn’t walk properly for a week. I still think of him fondly.
Wigs made me a woman. He is the best lover I have ever had. When he pulled out the tub of ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ I felt a little freaked out but he told me he loved me so it was okay. Then I sat on him and he required CPR.
I ❤ Wigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GenesisDreams 
Oh, snap.
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Hey remember that time we picked up that prostitute and took her back to your place… but we later found out she was a he. Boy was your face red 🙂
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Haha, very funny ^_^
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My housemates found my blog too 😦
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That night wasn’t all bad. The one with the red hair took me in his arms and made me feel like a real woman. I couldn’t walk properly for a week. I still think of him fondly.
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cruel, very cruel.
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That’s bad news about your housemates Doug. I hear they are liars and charlatans ^_^
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Hoho, At least i didnt have sex with one of the faitties on schoolies. FATTIE SEX LOVER !!
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See, what did I tell you, liars and charlatans.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Besides, she wasn’t as fat as all her friends.
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You know you miss us 🙂
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Of course I do.
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Wigs made me a woman. He is the best lover I have ever had. When he pulled out the tub of ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ I felt a little freaked out but he told me he loved me so it was okay. Then I sat on him and he required CPR.
I ❤ Wigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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